How are you?怎么是你？ 
How old are you?怎么老是你？ 

heart flower angry open 
心花怒放 

小明：I am sorry! 
老外：I am sorry too! 
小明：I am sorry three! 
老外：What are you sorry for? 
小明：I am sorry five! 

go ahead 
去个头 

every day make moring fuck 
每天做早操 

as far as you go to die 
有多远，死多远！！！！ 

you have two down son。 
你有两下子 

My special long is fuck do computer! 
我的特长是操作电脑 

we two who and who？ 
咱俩谁跟谁阿 

you don't bird me,I don't bird you 
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 

you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together 
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 

hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!! 
有事起奏，无事退朝 

You Give Me Stop!! 
你给我站住！ 

know is know noknow is noknow 
知之为知之，不知为不知… 

WATCH SISTER 
表妹 

American Chinese not enough 
美中不足 

go past no mistake past 
走过路过，不要错过 

If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 
要钱没有，要命一条 

I call Li old big.toyear 25. 
我叫李老大，今年25。 

you have two down son。 
你有两下子。 

I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face,I turn my face. 
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

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